I voted on November 2. But this has nothing to do with that.
You know when you’re in the shower, and you get all these great ideas? Like mind-blowingly awesome ones that could change the world? Then one of your kids bursts in, holding their pants, claiming an emergency is about to happen, and you forget all about it? Come on, you know what I mean.
Well this morning that didn’t happen, and I still have the great idea. I may run for office. Actually, I hope someone else implements this, because I don’t *DO* things, I just think about doing them. This is my life in a nutshell, and it really would not make a convincing campaign slogan. I don’t have the energy for that anyway.
So, you know how some countries have bad, mean leadership, and that at times causes our country’s leaders to forbid trade with them? Well, instead of doing that, let’s REQUIRE trade with them, but only with certain companies. I propose McDonald’s, WalMart, Unilever, and Disney, but am open to suggestions. Mattel and Viacom, maybe?
We could also make them eat all their food out of those compostable bags that SunChips come in, and all unhealthy meals could come with a toy. I realize that the Hague may try to intervene with this one, but I think we could prevail.
Who’s with me?