Archive for the 'kidisms' Category

08
Oct
09

My Boy is Eight!

DSC_1351Gannon’s wish was to visit the National Guard Armory in our town.  He and Acadia and I biked there after lunch.

DSC_1353My first baby This young man was able to wear some of the soldiers’ body armor.  Gannon asked what it was made of.  The man started to explain in general terms.  Then Gannon asked, “Is it kevlar?”  (It was, in part.)  The man looked surprised that he knew that word.  The look appeared on his face a few more times during the visit.

DSC_1354Gannon got to sit in the cab of the trucks while the man (I wish I could remember his name) told us all about what things did what.  I would tell you here, but of course I don’t remember things like that.  Pretty much everything had initials.  I do remember that this particular truck carried a water purification system that was worth $300,000 and was capable of supplying the entire city of Boston with clean water.  Thirteen gallons per day per person.  See, I do remember some things.

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Then we went to the playground, where the kids did all sorts of things and told me to watch.

DSC_1367“Are you really watching, Mom?”

DSC_1376This is why Acadia likes long hair.

DSC_1381“You’re supposed to sit right on the swing!”

DSC_1383“Okay, see, it’s easy.  You reach waaay up and grab on really tight.”

DSC_1384“Then you jump and PULL yourself up onto the seat.”

DSC_1385“And then you’re on the swing.  See?  Now you try it.”

DSC_1386“WWHHHEEEEE!!”   “Cadia!  Not like that!”

DSC_1387Oh well.  It’s all good.

DSC_1409I asked them to sit on the table so I could get a picture of them together.  Of course Acadia immediately throws her arms around her beloved brother.  Gannon pretends not to notice.

DSC_1413At first, anyway.

DSC_1415This is the best one I got of these two goofballs.  It only deteriorated from here.

DSC_1422“Gannon!  That tickles!”

DSC_1419“What? What tickles?”

DSC_1425“Oh, you mean this?  This tickles?  You mean when I do this?”

DSC_1429Gannon got done with the camera.  Acadia, however, could go on for hours.

DSC_1430But I thought we should probably call it quits.  When you start getting the roof-of-the-mouth shots, you’re pretty much out of good material.

06
Oct
09

Time for Chai

My current favorite recipe for chai:

  1. A good mug, having a smallish surface area so the drink doesn’t cool off too fast.
  2. Celestial Seasonings India Spice Chai, 1 bag.
  3. boiling water
  4. powdered milk, 4 heaping teaspoons (Fat free, yet creamy! Woot!)
  5. granulated sugar, 2 heaping teaspoons (Dude, if it’s not sweet, it’s not chai)
  6. a timer set for 4 minutes

Steep the tea for 4 minutes or a few seconds longer.  DO NOT SQUEEZE THE BAG.  Remove the bag.  Add milk and sugar, stirring.  Drink and relax.  If you’re really fortunate, you will enjoy the entire cup before it cools.  If your kids interrupt you with things like, “Gannon rode my bike and the chain came off,” or “Will you please call the national guard now,” do not despair.  This is yummy iced as well.

By the way, those are examples of two actual interruptions I have had during this very cup of chai, which I am now sipping.

01
Oct
09

Suggested Field Trips

We have a running list of places we think would be worthwhile visiting for school.  Here’s our current list.  Acadia just asked me to add the last one.

  1. bank
  2. post office
  3. King Arthur Flour
  4. petting zoo
  5. veterinarian
  6. fire station
  7. pizza shop
  8. Disney World

Me: Disney World?

She: Yeah, we could just go there and stay only one week, then come back.

Me: Honey, Disney World is very expensive.  I’m not sure we could do that as a field trip.

She: Well, we could save up.

Acadia only wants to go to Disney because her friend is there right now, on a trip courtesy of Extreme Makeover: Home Edition.  I’m hoping her desire will wane once her little friend comes back.  Yeah right.

30
Sep
09

Five Year Olds in Conversation

Some things I heard just now as Acadia did some stamp art with a neighborhood boy:

J: You are my very best friend in the whole wide world.

A: Wow, thanks!  Now I have two best friends in the whole wide world!  You AND Jayda!

and

A: Party favors are so fabulous that I could just cry out for joy!

and

J: Yours is fabulous.  Mine is gonna be fabulous too.

A: Yours already IS fabulous!

Kindergarteners are fun to have around.  Every household should have at least one.

21
May
09

I Don’t Make These Things Up.

We ate strawberries and whipped cream last night after Gannon’s ball game.  As we sat in the living room savoring the yummy-ness, I wondered aloud, “What did our pioneer ancestors ever do without carrageenan?”

Gannon asked, “Was she the inventor of whipped cream?”

Ms. Geenan, I salute you.ttar_whipping_cream_h

15
May
09

She’s Got a Collection!

We were out in the “garden” and Acadia came up to me excitedly, with an insect carefully balanced in a little shovel.

Mama, I decided I am gonna add this humongous, scary-looking black bug to my collection!

I love this girl.

Sorry, no photos this time.

Oh, and “garden” is in quotation marks because it’s just a semi-randomly planted front yard. I call it a garden because it sounds pretty. It’s not very, really. I have a place where I want to put some vegetables. Cats keep defecating in it. Not so sure I will ever get around to that veggie garden.

28
Apr
09

Kid Quotes

This morning we were going over our address during school.  I asked Acadia, who still can’t say the “r” sound, if she knows our town.  I told her it starts with “W”.

“Wuh…wuh….Wussia??” she asked hopefully.

Cute and funny, but no.  :)

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I asked Gannon if he knew where his sister was.  “She’s at the leutenant’s house,” he told me.

This was disturbing to me, since I had no idea whose house he was talking about.  I asked him again.

“She went over to show Audrey how empty the leutenant’s side is.”

OH.  He meant the other side of the duplex, which would house our TENANT if we had one.

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In our grammar class, we memorize little poems.  One is called “Work.”  Acadia is fine with it till we get to the last two lines, which she recites as:

Things done by calves

Are never done right.

Those of you who are familiar with First Language Lessons will know that it’s supposed to be “halves”, not baby cows!

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Edit: Here’s another one that just occurred.  The kids have started talking kinda goofy, like starting all words of a phrase with the same letter, or replacing one or two first letters with a different one.  Thus, television becomes bel-bah-bision, for instance.  This reached a new level of weirdness as Acadia washed up in the bathroom singing,

“Hallelu, Hallelu, Hallelu, Hallelujah, tasing the Lord!”

Just what we need, a five year-old with a taser, tasing the Lord.  Now, if she’d ever heard of a taser, I’d be seriously worried.

29
Jan
09

Makeup

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Acadia wanted to know if on Sunday she could get her makeup ready and wear it to church.  This is how she looked when she asked me.  Can you guess what my answer was?

19
Jan
09

That lump is my son.

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Gannon is wearing his daddy’s jacket.  He was a robber in disguise.  Acadia was also a robber.  She is not really in disguise, as she is flaunting the stolen goods.  More like a robber in bling.  Bullet (Gannon’s dog) was an accomplice.  Oddly enough, Bullet was the only one who ended up doing time for his crime, and that only after the other two turned into police officers.  Hmm…

15
Jan
09

Paint my face like a butterfly, Mommy!

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